To be the best you have to learn from the best, so follow these steps to achieve maximum sales and hype on Black Friday/Cyber Monday sales:

Step 1: Put the actual price of your products up a week before the sales

Step 2: During the week leading up to the sales absolutely bomb your customers/mailing list with hype generating graphics, words and imagery.

Step 3: Have one shitty product on sale for 50% and use the term Up to 50% off everything.

Step 4: Mark down your products to either just below their original prices before the sale or if possible make them higher than the prices pre pre sale.

Step 5: Profit and welcome to the exclusive but growing club.

Discaimer Please don’t do this, this was a joke post and its very much not acceptable to do this behavior.