Retailers guide to being unethical on Black Friday

To be the best you have to learn from the best, so follow these steps to achieve maximum sales and hype on Black Friday/Cyber Monday sales:

Step 1: Put the actual price of your products up a week before the sales

Step 2: During the week leading up to the sales absolutely bomb your customers/mailing list with hype generating graphics, words and imagery.

Step 3: Have one shitty product on sale for 50% and use the term Up to 50% off everything.

Step 4: Mark down your products to either just below their original prices before the sale or if possible make them higher than the prices pre pre sale.

Step 5: Profit and welcome to the exclusive but growing club.

Discaimer Please don’t do this, this was a joke post and its very much not acceptable to do this behavior.