To be the best you have to learn from the best, so follow these steps to achieve maximum sales and hype on Black Friday/Cyber Monday sales:
Step 1: Put the actual price of your products up a week before the sales
Step 2: During the week leading up to the sales absolutely bomb your customers/mailing list with hype generating graphics, words and imagery.
Step 3: Have one shitty product on sale for 50% and use the term Up to 50% off everything.
Step 4: Mark down your products to either just below their original prices before the sale of if possible make them higher than the prices pre pre sale.
Step 5: Profit and welcome to the exclusive but growing club.
Discaimer Please don’t do this, this was a joke post and its very much not acceptable to do this behavior.
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